Suddenly, Jurassic Park 4 has some competition. Dodgy B-movie specialists The Asylum (who brought us such classics as Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus and Transmorphers) have a ‘dinos run a muck’ film of their own en route.
“Using breakthrough flesh-regeneration technology, a biotech firm creates a set of living dinosaurs. But when the creatures escape their museum exhibit and terrorize Los Angeles, a former firefighter must rescue his teenage daughter from the chaos brought on by the Age of Dinosaurs.”
Among the dinosaurs featured are (this is me making educated guesses) Carnotaurus, Ceratosaurus, Pteranodon (not a dinosaur – bite me) and Spinosaurus. I must admit that, despite myself, this looks like terribly* good fun!
One thing that I would really like to know: How the hell did Spinosaurus got on top of a skyscraper like that??!?!?!?
*It’s a dinosaur pun. Did you get it?